you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

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what if life could be NIGHTMARE

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Obsessed with the old lady in the store I overheard say, "Well, you know me. I can't resist a gnome"

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the competition is intense

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Our champions are now taking their deserved rest.

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Nice try FBI

This would get me

i wish the period blood came out all at once like a shotgun blast

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everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

“on july 24th, 2011- the first day that same sex marriage was legal in new york state, particia cronin and deborah kass got married. that same year the marble ‘memorial to a marriage’ was replaced with a bronze version. rainwater pools in the space between their two sculpted bodies, and falling leaves catch on the metal in the autumn. the two women sleep peacefully through snow and ice, and the scorching days of summer. over time the hands of cemetery visitors will wear down the bronze, burnishing it into a smooth shine. one day this will mark the final resting place of the two women. and someday people will have to remember that there was a time, long ago, when this was a memorial to a marriage that two women never thought they’d have.” 

horrorlesbians:

everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

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memorial to a marriage; patricia cronin

- Caitlin Doughty, on the Death in the Afternoon podcast

For those curious:

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Here’s the real-life couple in 2019 💖

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happy 20th anniversary (nov 3, 2002) to patricia cronin’s marble sculpture that furthered art, advocacy, and lesbian breakdowns everywhere

yeah we put your girl in the fandom and they villainized her beyond comprehension. yeah sorry they took out all the nuance and made the argument completely black and white. yeah my bad. we can’t reverse it. sorry.

Honestly the funniest and most bizarre Pokemon tcg card I’ve ever seen is the one where it seemed that an aether employee is having a causal conversation w a registeel

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Employee: yeah so that’s how I’ve been. How was your weekend?

Registeel: 01000011 01100001 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01101100 01100001 01101001 01101110 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101111 01101111 01101011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101011 01101001 01100100 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01100001 01110010 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100111 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101101 00100000 01100001 01100110 01110100 01100101 01110010

Employee: oh fun!

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i expected a meme but this was so cute ;-;

bro this porn bots don't even got porn

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so what if im in love with you mind ur own business

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